Are you having trouble sleeping at night? Worried that all the fun you’re enjoying is earning you a one way ticket to the fires of hell? Worried that all that heat will make it difficult to get any rest and play hell on your hair? Well worry no more! Because the good people at Serbian Casket Company have made the afterlife worry free.
With the new Serbian Luxury Casket.
In addition to the standard features this casket comes equipped with a top of the line air conditioning system to help keep you cool and resting comfortably for all eternity.
For the low price of $6,600.00 you can get a piece of mind knowing you will be cool and comfortable no matter where you are spend eternity!
Order now and receive free a family size package of hot dogs and bag of marshmallows. But wait that’s not all in addition to the hot dogs and marshmallows you will have the choice of one of these handy roasting items, a wooden stick, a BBQ fork or and wire hanger (warning if you pick the wire hanger stay clear of Joan Crawford). So order today and live the rest of your life here on earth knowing you will be cool and comfortable resting in your Serbian luxury casket.
The Serbian Casket Company has received no complaints from any of their customers.
For the low price of $6,600.00 you can get a piece of mind knowing you will be cool and comfortable no matter where you are spend eternity!
Order now and receive free a family size package of hot dogs and bag of marshmallows. But wait that’s not all in addition to the hot dogs and marshmallows you will have the choice of one of these handy roasting items, a wooden stick, a BBQ fork or and wire hanger (warning if you pick the wire hanger stay clear of Joan Crawford). So order today and live the rest of your life here on earth knowing you will be cool and comfortable resting in your Serbian luxury casket.
The Serbian Casket Company has received no complaints from any of their customers.
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