Thursday, November 13, 2008

Canadian prisoner, too fat for cell

Canadian prisoner, too fat for cell, released early
This story just confirmed my suspensions about Canadians. Their brains really do hibernate. And it would seem that some of them fall to wake back up.
What the hell are the people running the Canadian prison system thinking? Release a prisoner early because he is too fat for his cell. This can not be a true story. Please someone tell me I misunderstood this article. TOO FAT to fit in a prison cell. What in the hell is wrong with the people in the country to are north? Come on you unthinking Dudley Do Nothings!
Because you do not seem to understand wear it is this man is residing. I will put this in a way that you short bus helmet wearing morons will understand. IT IS A PRISON!
If you are so dim-witted that you do not comprehend what exactly a prison is let me explain it to you: You (being the person that runs the facility) have total control over his food intake and the amount of exercise he gets every day? DUH???
Try this radical concept “PUT HIM ON A DIET!!!”
Because of your RIDICULOUSE actions you have given every inmate the easiest way to early release. They do not have to be model prisoner and follow the rules. You just have to go with this easy very effortless plan: Lay around all day watching television and eating high fats and sugars and don’t exercise and you too will be fat, happy and free as a bird!Copy of article from the

Canadian newspaper... Canadian prisoner, too fat for cell, released early
OTTAWA (Reuters) - Canadian prison authorities were forced to release a 450-pound (205 kg) drug gang member this week because he was too large for his cell, the Journal de Montreal newspaper reported on Wednesday.
Michel Lapointe -- known as Big Mike -- was arrested in September 2006 and received a five-year sentence in May this year. The paper said he could not fit on the chair in his Montreal prison cell and when he went to bed, his body protruded six inches on either side.
A letter from the authorities to Lapointe said: "You have been detained for more than 25 months and your prison conditions are difficult because of your health".
The authorities also cited the refusal of two other facilities to accept the 37-year-old. He was freed late on Tuesday.
"I'm going to have a proper bed and finally have a chair I can sit in," he told the paper outside the prison.
"I want a normal life. I've done some stupid things and I've paid for them," he said.

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