The Pacific Northwest had it first big snow in a very long time. As I know you most likely heard by now (if not come out from under your rock). The city of Seattle in all there fine wisdom did not salt or deice the hills of Seattle. Instead they used a method called “snow packing”. If you are not familiar with this “environmentally friendly” way of clearing roads of snow let me try and explain this insane method. Speaking as a person that HAS to drive the hills for work and not a job that can wait until the snow melts I was on them sliding from one curd to the other, but blissfully happy that the world is safe for another BILLION YEASRS (to bad I may not see next Friday).
Not wanting to use salt (it will run off into Puget Sound “SALT WATER”) and no metal blades on snow plows (tear up roads) to witch I pay taxes to fix anyway. The self righteous fools of the city of Seattle went with “SNOW PACKING”.
(Or as I call it ice rink making.) This is wear the hills and downtown area of Seattle are turned into sheets of packed snow and ice in other words environmentally friendly ice rinks for cars. The bright sides I now know what those little car with 2 seats that fell off some carnival rides are good for they are light and small less damage to your car when they slide into you! Sorry ADD off subject again). The city is shut down (did I mention that roads to HOSPITALS are done in the same manor!) With really no way to drive the steep hills because everyone was shamed into not owning 4x4 or trucks and if you think that any other vehicle can get around you have been sniffing the white out. Then again a good dog sled team to mush your way up the hills could work if the PETA freaks do not see you. Before you could yell Double tall Latte they would have you hitched to the sled and the dogs along for the ride. Oh when will this people go back to their mother ship and leave this world? Dumb ass PETA people! The Green people are waiting for you on the ship. GO NOW).
So we now have those Nazi trucks and killer SUVs on the hills and those smart as slugs people with chains on their front wheels and no freaking clue how to drive with chains on their car. And of course METAL CHAINS won’t damage the streets. Now, to all you slug brain fools who don’t understand this CHAINS ARE NOT FOR ICE!!! Maybe if you would take a few moments to read the instructions you got with the chains (and yes there are pictures) you might get a clue as to what the chains are designed to do and NOT do (dumb ass)!
I have a theory as to the really reason the city of Seattle is snow packing and not going with the methods used in city where snow come every year and they have had practice working out the most effective way to clear street and make them safe to drive. The city of Seattle went with the method that really if you think about it is NOT going to do diddle shit for the “environment” is very plan that I am so scarier I figured it out, Simple put the city will make MORE money! How you ask? They will get a cut of the profits from all the damage done to cars, towing cost, hotel room rented (because people could not get home) and all the other many cost that we tax paying end up bending over and taking it up the ass. While the city slug brains smile laughing knowing that they saved even more money not having to use Vaseline while they stick it to us!
We the people of the greater Seattle area are tired of being the fools in the eyes of the world. Hell! Even Abu the use camel salesman is busting a gut at the Seattle idiots. He could clean the streets of snow for no money down!
Shit fire the “leaders” of this county try saving the environment another time and place. Not during a time were safety is concerned. It only snows once every cold day in hell I would think we could just use the proven method its when it does snow (during are GLOBAL WARMING) and I promise if Puget Sound dries up from the extra salt You can point your fingerer at me and say “I told you so with a little dance’!!!!!!
Not wanting to use salt (it will run off into Puget Sound “SALT WATER”) and no metal blades on snow plows (tear up roads) to witch I pay taxes to fix anyway. The self righteous fools of the city of Seattle went with “SNOW PACKING”.
(Or as I call it ice rink making.) This is wear the hills and downtown area of Seattle are turned into sheets of packed snow and ice in other words environmentally friendly ice rinks for cars. The bright sides I now know what those little car with 2 seats that fell off some carnival rides are good for they are light and small less damage to your car when they slide into you! Sorry ADD off subject again). The city is shut down (did I mention that roads to HOSPITALS are done in the same manor!) With really no way to drive the steep hills because everyone was shamed into not owning 4x4 or trucks and if you think that any other vehicle can get around you have been sniffing the white out. Then again a good dog sled team to mush your way up the hills could work if the PETA freaks do not see you. Before you could yell Double tall Latte they would have you hitched to the sled and the dogs along for the ride. Oh when will this people go back to their mother ship and leave this world? Dumb ass PETA people! The Green people are waiting for you on the ship. GO NOW).
So we now have those Nazi trucks and killer SUVs on the hills and those smart as slugs people with chains on their front wheels and no freaking clue how to drive with chains on their car. And of course METAL CHAINS won’t damage the streets. Now, to all you slug brain fools who don’t understand this CHAINS ARE NOT FOR ICE!!! Maybe if you would take a few moments to read the instructions you got with the chains (and yes there are pictures) you might get a clue as to what the chains are designed to do and NOT do (dumb ass)!
I have a theory as to the really reason the city of Seattle is snow packing and not going with the methods used in city where snow come every year and they have had practice working out the most effective way to clear street and make them safe to drive. The city of Seattle went with the method that really if you think about it is NOT going to do diddle shit for the “environment” is very plan that I am so scarier I figured it out, Simple put the city will make MORE money! How you ask? They will get a cut of the profits from all the damage done to cars, towing cost, hotel room rented (because people could not get home) and all the other many cost that we tax paying end up bending over and taking it up the ass. While the city slug brains smile laughing knowing that they saved even more money not having to use Vaseline while they stick it to us!
We the people of the greater Seattle area are tired of being the fools in the eyes of the world. Hell! Even Abu the use camel salesman is busting a gut at the Seattle idiots. He could clean the streets of snow for no money down!
Shit fire the “leaders” of this county try saving the environment another time and place. Not during a time were safety is concerned. It only snows once every cold day in hell I would think we could just use the proven method its when it does snow (during are GLOBAL WARMING) and I promise if Puget Sound dries up from the extra salt You can point your fingerer at me and say “I told you so with a little dance’!!!!!!
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