A Sex Toy Encounter Injures Woman

* **FOR INTENED USE ONLY!***

Early Sunday morning in Lexington Maryland a 27 year old woman was “airlifted” to Prince George’s County Hospital for injuries she sustained while having consensual sex. Her boyfriend had this bright idea to attach a sex toy to a saber saw blade. The woman wanting to try something new let him use the high powered homemade device on her. WOW! What could possible go wrong. The saw blade cut through the plastic toy severely injuring the woman. The woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries at home. Do you think these two ingenious people will take the manufactures of the saw and the sex toy to court for not telling them not to use these two items together? Wonder what John Edwards is up to these days?